"This afternoon, conservative campus group Intercollegiate Studies Institute reached out to offer me $10,000 to debate Michael Knowles at the University of Pittsburgh on the validity of trans people."

https://charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/why-i-declined-10000-to-debate-michael

She is Risen!

Have a pleasant and peaceful Easter, y'all. <3

Y’all, this is the best cold opening SNL has had in years. Blown away by James Austin Johnson’s impression of Trump. I’m astonished at how he’s captured the chaotic and oft-distracted stream of consciousness that is Trump’s rhetorical style. Uncanny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj6E2_3nraQ

"You wanna keep your weight equally balanced on both feet and flex your knees a bit, something which I would think you’d be eager to do since you haven’t flexed a big chart hit in almost 15 years."

https://charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/kid-rock-doesnt-know-how-to-shoot#details

"Normally, I’d be worried over Mr. Ritchie’s violent gun message concerning the inclusion of trans people — if he were capable of aiming correctly. Alas, he doesn’t appear to be much of a threat with firearms."

https://charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/kid-rock-doesnt-know-how-to-shoot

If it were Hillary Clinton in this situation--not Donald Trump--the commentary would be a LOT different. So, I wrote about it. Enjoy. https://charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/former-president-clinton-indicted#details

I hope Hillary Clinton is having a relaxing day.

As a Christian myself, I try to avoid people who spend half their day telling anyone who will listen that God is the Alpha and Omega and the other half insisting their faith in God is so fragile that a well deployed Lisa Frank rainbow sticker can catastrophically undermine it.

"So, trans people make up 0.6 percent of the population but 0.1 percent of mass shooters, six times less than what would be proportionally expected... It turns out that cis people are disproportionately more likely to be mass shooters."

https://charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/ban-cis-people-from-owning-guns#details

Folks do know that David Koresh raped numerous teenage and pre-teen girls in his cult, right? He was a rapist. He called these girls his "wives" and raped them. Girls as young as 11. I know there's this bizarre effort to paint him as a martyr, but he raped children.

"He’s in enormous pain and is considering the price that must be paid for his lifetime of catastrophic greed, and the precarious legacy he’s placing in the hands of his godawful children. And for us, it’s delicious to watch them all suffer."

https://www.metroweekly.com/2023/03/succession-review-return-of-the-roys/

It is not only possible but even ~easy~ to avoid commenting on someone’s weight. Shockingly easy. Incredibly simple. All you have to do is not say anything. Try it.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you make your entire personal brand about the supposed threat of “wokeness” and go on a show to talk about “wokeness” and the host of the show asks you to define “woke” and you’re unable to do so, public mockery should be expected.

"For so many men, then and now, regardless of the situation, the priority is what they get out of the whole deal. For most women, then and now, the priority is simply survival."

https://www.metroweekly.com/2023/03/boston-strangler-review-strangled-investigation/

"It is a low-effort, live-action adult cartoon. It’s not supposed to make sense. Would you overanalyze Bugs Bunny in viking warrior opera drag or question Wile E. Coyote’s curious, unfettered access to industrial-strength explosives?"

https://charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/reflections-on-emily-in-paris

I've quickly become sick of pundits criticizing Pres. Zelenskyy for his attire. So, I wrote about it.

https://charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/actually-pres-zelenskyys-attire-is#details

Someone please give Marjorie Taylor Greene a hundred bucks and send her to Charles Entertainment Cheese tonight, so she doesn’t embarrass us during President Zelensky’s address to Congress.

Actually, the tax returns of all Supreme Court justices should absolutely be made public. That should be a requirement to be one of the nine people with lifetime appointments who make final legal decisions for the rest of the country.

Looks like Trump is having a pretty taxing holiday season.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2022/12/20/us/trump-taxes-news

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