Sure, Eric Adams is a corrupt jackass, but he's got to regret not being a supreme Court Justice because if he was, we would have already forgotten about all this.

Ruined dinner last night because I forgot to change the batteries in the cooking timer

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Trust me, you don't want them to wear unevenly.

Somone told me today they wouldn't trust anyone who liked the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and let me tell you it was weird seeing my mirror universe self.

@AskTheDevil @Boyceaz Mine goes to 11!

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'collect' Damn it, proofread.

At least it wasn't beanie babies. That would be embarrassing.

Colect 'em all!

@piquant00 👋 Nice!

Hey, I'm in the neighborhood! (today, anyway)

@Tarnagh

@northernbassist

@Fellixe That's great. Sure, the last one looks good but that's no pizza in a cup. I've made actual scratch pizza with less work. I am tempted to try the first attempt because it was really easy, and I have a high tolerance for mediocre, easy to make food.

@Fellixe Oh, no! They actually made Cup O Pizza?!?
https://youtu.be/52jSB5s33aA

Go ahead, lick it!

Honestly, Kirk was overdue for a "Don't call me, I'll call you..."