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was doing a bit of googling and discovered that yes, Twitter did accidentally make a profit a couple times.

Wow.... amazing.

Guess that's all over with eh?

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(totally scientific poll attached)

Do you like Elon

(everything Muskrat has done over the last couple years)

you are passed a note during math class in second grade:

OMG John Melendez called Cheeto Hitler's NFT card scam

BROKEMON

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

you win the internet sir

I'm not so sure about this new Twitter logo guys. It gives me some bad vibes

WTF is this? Did twitter travel back in time to the 70's to make pornos?

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Been trying to figure out who to tell my 2022 Nancy Pelosi limited edition NFT trading card to. Or my 2012 President Barack Obama gold foil hologram NFT card

But no one will buy them because THE REST OF US AREN'T IN A FUCKING CULT

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I think I'm gonna get off social media for tonight before I collapse into a black hole of misanthropy and loathing from which no light can escape.

ya'll try to be decent to each other while I'm gone.

Did ya'll ever just wish a meteor the size of Texas would hit the planet and wipe out all life as a global reset button or is it just me being nihilistic again?

Can you imagine the absolute shit storm that would have occurred if Obama had claimed he was better than Lincoln and Washington?

Mfers were ready to riot that the dude wore a fucking tan suit and had the audacity to put Dijon mustard on a hot dog.

hey Texas....

so like.. wtf have you got against beans in chili anyways?

and like.. TF do you put in it instead of beans?

Also.. why the hell haven't you tar and feathered Raphael Cruz yet for letting your people freeze to death while he ran off to Cancun?

know what's fucked up?

The only thing.

ONLY thing.
ONLY THING

Trump ever did that I agree with is Space Force.

Sorry I think I just threw up in my mouth a little there.

Honestly it needs to be done. But I wouldn't trust DJT to park my fucking car. The very fact that he pushed it into existence means that it's going to be a corrupt cesspool for et least the first two centuries before the stink washes off.

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OMG just watched Orange Hitler's scam card thing video.

He said he's better than Lincoln,.... better than Washington.

He actually fucking said that shit.

HE ACTUALLY FUCKING SAID THAT SHIT