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Brain: are you sleeping yet?

Me: trying to now leave me alone

Brain: **in a Tenth Doctor accent** how come proctologists and gynecologists only got one hole each to manage and an ENT got three? Seems like they're getting the business ey?

Me:

OK question

Admittedly I probably know as little about law as Rudy Guiliani but like why is this judge that Trump himself appointed being allowed to stick her fucking nose in to Cheeto Hitlers treason investigation?

The very fact that Mango Musselini appointed her gives her a massive conflict of interest large enough to ride a bantha through. Even putting aside questions of subject matter jurisdiction. Maybe we need Darrell Brooks needs to tell her to butt the fuck out and stay in get lane

cnbc.com/2022/12/01/elon-musks

That headline writes itself:

'Brain chip malfunction puts billionaire genius in persistent vegetative state after he fires half the engineers for criticizing him on Slack'

Oh and the whole 'Don't call me Elmer' thing.

It amazes me that for all those right wing assholes QQing about people who want specific pronouns used or want to be called specific names never have a thing to say about Raphael Cruz or Elmer Rhodes wanting to be called something specific???

how come these guys aren't special little snowflakes hrm?
how come when these fuckers make that demand of the rest of us we have to just go along with Ted or Stuart and never question it. But OMG he/him is bad

They're talking about Elmer Rhodes here.

Oh he feels inadequate, has anxiety and drinks to self medicate. THAT makes it all ok. I guess to make himself feel better he decided to overthrow the government. Yup.

WTF. You know what? I have anxiety too. I'm not over here trying to destroy the united states government.

FUCK YOU ELMER. ROT IN PRISON

If Democrats had stormed the capitol on j6 and fucking FB live streamed it the federal death penalty would be reinstated within a week most of the rioters would have been convicted and executed before the end of the month.

Not sure who I'm more sick of and frustrated with. Weak ass Democrats who bend over backwards to accommodate the other side while they burn down the fucking country

Or evil ass Republicans who think they are running their own personal criminal empire whether they are in the minority or not.

Republicans thugs literally try to overthrow the government because they don't like the concept of elections and have two fucking years of hearings.

And yet they're still averting their eyes from the top

McCarthy doesn't like all the focus on his party's attempted overthrow of the government because Republicans believe they have the right to rule this country. Lead? Represent? Fuck no. They're your kings and you better fucking like it or they're coming for you.

So lemme get this straight all the top secret nuclear documents belong to Trump and he can wallpaper his golf resort with them and invite spies over.

But you have the gods damned audacity to claim the J6 committee won't do its job and turn over records to congress?

All the while of course the entire Republican party minus Cheney and Kinsinger have made it their mission to cover up everything related to Trump crimes and j6?

I love how Kevin McCarthy is low key accusing Bennie Thompson of the crime of 'lying to the federal government'..

So I guess that means Ol Kev is going to encouraged enforcement on the Orange Messiah who has made it his career to lie to the federal government.

Republican plan for government with their slim margin? Revenge.

Fuck all you little people. Democrats and RINOs were mean to us.

This is why I have been saying for years that the left needs to take off the kid gloves

Am I supposed to feel sorry for all those Republican maggot nitwits who got suckered in by Trump?

Because I fucking don't.

If they had bothered to pay attention to anything about their orange messiah during his entire life they would have known he was a huckster, an unapologetic racist and overall shitty human being.

What I'm sorry for is all of the people who have been destroyed in one way or another because those fuckers voted for that traitor allowing him to spend four years in office

Am I supposed to feel sorry for Muskrat for being stupid enough to pay $44 billion for a company that wasn't making a profit and has to scramble to figure out how not to lose his shirt when the loans come due?

Cuz I fucking don't.

And to all my brothers, sisters and enbies still working at that shit show: walk out. Right now. He desperately needs you. You dont need him. You will find a better job. Nothing is worth putting your health and welfare at risk for that clueless rich asshole

Remember when Republicans aaid the quiet part out loud and were all like: you should be thrilled to die of covid to keep the economy going!**

They literally expect you to sacrifice your lives to lone their pockets.

** I honestly wish I were making this shit up I'd sleep better at night

really its just the Republicans don't know and have never given a shit about representative democracy. Everything is awesome when they win and control things.

But when people tire of their endless wars, hubris, and outrageous spending OH then it's time to change the voting age because youngsters haven't earned the right to vote.

Guess all that gerrymandering to prevent POCs from voting isn't cutting it anymore eh?

Id say do better but they're no longer capable.

so Hershel Walker is saying that people today don't deserve the right to 'change' America by voting if they were born after 1990 because other people sacrificed themselves for this country.

really? really... nobody born after 1990 have given their lives for America?

really?

All those people that died in Afghanistan and Iraq because of the wars Republicans started didn't sacrifice themselves for America?

Republicans... this is one of the guys you want Representing you?

so like... how many crimes do you all figure Trump will admit to on Truth Social before he is actually indicted?

Can we get a pool going? Do we have a count so we know where we are now?

Donald Trump crying about how Kari Lake should be 'installed' as governor despite having LOST the election all just sounds like whiny bottom noises to me.

Funny how the only legit elections for Republicans are the ones they win. If anybody else wins it's automatically a fraud.

I never realized why leather goods were so expensive until I started making custom leather goods myself for fun. I mean I understood the whole 'it comes from an animal' thing.

But the average consumer has absolutely no concept of how expensive -everything- involved with making something out of leather actually is.

I mean shit, the tool I use to make holes in a belt is like $30 and that's a cheap one.

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