Yelp reviews:
“Customer service was a joke. Senile old man got bronzer on my fries, didn’t wear gloves. Repeated himself several times, something about Ronald McDonald in the showers at the golf club? The person who was at the drive through vaguely resembled someone who I saw on the news for being a convicted felon.”
“Free lies with every shake. You just don’t want to see who’s shaking. I asked for an Arnold Palmer. Old man told me I couldn’t handle it.”
Quality Improvement Comm Sr Project Mgr, social media flâneur, culinary adventurer, recovering attorney. She/her. All comments are my own opinions.