Tomasso: Hey! What I'm setting out to do is beyond my imagination. The sun's going to shine a bit brighter. Ever since you came here, you've been served 5 course meals. Me, we've been given roadkill. I don't need 100 changes...boy, look at me when I'm talking to you! I'll have my family ringside. I fight for ME next week. At the end of the night I will be the new IC champ. SIGN THE CONTRACT! #WWERaw

George Kittle of the 49ers is in the house! Wade makes a wisecrack about Kittle not needing to date a music star to be relevant. Meanwhile, both Ciampa and Gunther head out for the contract signing. #WWERaw

Drew's making it short and sweet to Adam; he's speaking his mind. Next up: Gunther and Tomasso Ciampa sign the contract for the IC title. #WWERaw

Bronson Reed makes short work of Cedric Alexander, even with Cedric throwing everything but the kitchen sink at him. #WWERaw

Now clips of the Becky Lynch/Tiffany Stratton women's title match at #NXTNoMercy ...and that laceration is why Becky isn't cleared for compete tonight. It's a NASTY looking one...11 stitches worth. Adam tells Tegan Nox that her title match with Becky is off...and Chelsea Green comes in to be her usual obnoxious self. Tegan offers to face Chelsea later on. Adam says "It's official." Chelsea: I'm talking to management. Me: Adam IS management, FOOL! #WWERaw

Enzigiuri by Kaiser(with an assist from Vinci tripping up Otis)earns Imperium the W. #WWERaw

Since I'm getting throttled in my #WWERaw PBP on the former bird site, I'm bringing it here. After Chad Gable has been put through hell, Otis gets the hot tag and off he goes....including a wicked clothesline on Kaiser.

Oh....this is TOTALLY on the up and up 🤐 .... eh, not really...

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Well...now I can breathe a BIT easier. After crapping the bed and losing to Tampa Bay 7-5 in 10 innings, Toronto STILL gets into the postseason. Now do better than LAST season, mmmkay Jays? #NextLevel

SO LONG SCREWIE! See you in St. Louis! (All hail St. Louis City SC AND the Blues!) RAISE YOUR SHIELD! Roll the credits! We have to go! EVERYONE raised more havoc that usual this week! #Svengoole #stlblues #AllForCITY

THE HAND AT THE DOOR, thankfully, is NOT in triplicate! #svengoolie

So who did Zuni's voice? Walker Edmonston AND Frank Welker! SVENSURROUND! It's The Hollywood Squares! Folgers coffee kills people? A cut-rate Zuni doll! HEEEERE'S JOHNNY! Woody Woodpecker's attacking! And more! #Svengoolie

Next week on #Svengoolie: it's Kiler Klowns from Outer Space and The Crawling Eye! Sven Dropping Knowledge: We get to see the Zuni doll and its replicas.

IMP is just like Prattling Poultry. Dude does NOT shut up. #Svengoolie

Remember: If you're going to order Prattling Poultry....they accept NO PERSONAL CHECKS! #Svengoolie

To the #Svengoolie Vintage Vault! Tombstone goofing on Sven!

Sven Dropping Knowledge: Robert Cobert deserves credit for developing the atmosphere of ths move thanks to the music....and he did stuff from The Price Is Right to Password...and yes, Dark Shadows(BOTH versions!) #Svengoolie

Sven Dropping Knowledge: That shot of Amelia and her teeth? It was apparently Karen Black's idea! But wait, there's more coming up! #Svengoolie

OH, Amelia's got BAD intentions....and REALLY bad teeth! THE END! #Svengoolie

So...is it over? No. She opens the door...and SOMETHING pushes her back and she screams bloody murder. Soon after, Amelia calls her mom and offers to make amends. #Svengoolie