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Republicans: "The Confederates were Democrats."
Democrats: "Okay, we're taking down our statues."
Republicans: "No! That's our heritage!"

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Gas prices go up.
MAGA: "It's all Biden's fault!!"

Gas prices go down.
MAGA: <crickets>

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The 12 Days of Christmas
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12 thousand lies (actually 30, but who's counting?)
11 criminal charges (actually 91)
10 sexual allegations (actually 26)
9 allies convicted
8 years campaigning
7 trillion more debt
6 bankruptcies
5 draft deferments
4 indictments
3 criminal children
2 mistresses
and treason in a pear tree

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Today is the 10th anniversary of Faux News's Megyn Kelly celebrating a white supremacy Christmas with her brilliant insight that Santa and Jesus are white.
https://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2013/12/megyn-kelly-jesus-and-santa-were-white-179491
https://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/fox-news-host-megyn-kelly-says-jesus-and-santa-are-white-193322244.html

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