Kyrylo Budanov puts the spooky in spook.

#Ukraine

Autowreck is wearing me out today

How many eggs can you carry in hands AND latch the coop door. Uh, honor system. Oh and don't break any.

I don't think I can beat 8.

When you put it like this, yeah, maybe rename the base.

The base was originally named in 1918 for Gen. Braxton Bragg, a Confederate general from Warrenton, North Carolina, who was known for owning slaves and losing key Civil War battles that contributed to the Confederacy’s downfall.

-- AP News

I misunderestimated this beer.

#Bushism #ABV9.3

Ivanka: Was he the coffee boy?

#politics #trump

Agility class went great. Definitely more for me than puppy, who's like yeah, got that, next while I try to remember which is my left hand.

#jumpTunnelTeeterTireJumpTableJump

If anyone's concerned; no squirrels were harmed. I moved the bird feeder over a small redbud bush and voila; they can no longer jump up onto it.

Yet.

#squirrels

@Alfred what do you suppose is the vertical leap of an eastern gray squirrel in feet or meters

status: making several corsi-rosenthals, connecting them to https://airquality.weather.gov/

I breathe all the time. I'm a breathie.

The first constitutional climate lawsuit in the US goes to trial on Monday next week (12 June) in Helena, Montana, based on a legal challenge by 16 young plaintiffs, ranging in age from five to 22, against the state’s pro-fossil fuel policies.

#climateChange #heckYeah

Here's a tall order. I want to make an old android phone into a puppy cam so I can find out what he gets up to if I leave the house. The tough part: privacy-preserving.

#android #privacy #puppy

The last time I bought barn door hardware I didn't have to specify "exterior" and avoid "decorative interior"
What a world.😂

You probably need more SWOOSH sound effects in your life. Bet so.

https://archive.org/details/usc-sound-effect-archive

#sfx #audio

Reuters news footage shows a...Harpy? Super Soaker? Whatsit?

#politics #russia

Inkscape has recently bloomed after a lonnnng time at rev. 0.9. Great to see.

Bunch of new features will be in 1.3:
https://inkscape.org/news/2023/05/30/inkscape-reveals-tools-organizing-efficiently-beta/

#floss

go home weather you're drunk
#cloudySunnyRainyWindySunnyRainy

Minimum of 5 years of experience exposing CICS and COBOL programs as web services

#SurrealJobRequirements

Valerii Zaluzhnyi chooses the anniversary of Dunkirk to scare the pants off a lot of little green men. (video on Telegram today)

#Ukraine

None of this company's products are healthy anyway.
Ukraine declares Mondelez International sponsor of war.
(Belvita, Chips Ahoy!, Oreo, Ritz, TUC, Triscuit, LU, Club Social, Sour Patch Kids, Barny, and Peek Freans; chocolate brands Milka, Côte d'Or, Toblerone, Cadbury, Green & Black's, Freia, Marabou, Fry's, Lacta, and Alpen Gold; Trident, Dentyne, Chiclets, Halls, and Stride; Tate's Bake Shop cookies; Tang, etc )
https://english.nv.ua/business/ukraine-declares-mondelez-international-makers-of-milka-and-oreo-sponsor-of-war-50327508.html