Carpshart.

Morning Nauts! What is your day looking like so far?

🎶Only thing I'll ever ask of you
Gotta promise not to stop when I say when
She sang🎶

Shotgun assrock fartblast

It's amazing how many answers come to us when we take the time to communicate with ourselves.

This seems like one of those faux-profound, facile, deepity inspirational poster quotes, but it's literally objectively true.

@CherNohio The wanderlust is getting worse every year. I just want to get in a food truck and GO. Wander the Lower 48 with an apron and a dream and don't stop until life stops me.

@CherNohio I am envious to a level that you may have trouble comprehending. 😁

I want to invent a guitar pedal that has white dials with black dots to indicate the levels.

So it'll look like googly eyes, and the directions the pupils point will change depending on what settings you have dialed in. Or a whole row of faces for an effects processor, each with eyes that google in a different way.

Maybe I am the only one who would care about this...

@thedisasterautist Gingerbread graveyard.

Go forth and craft.

The last part is optional.

It's obviously a fairly high level spell, and is only going to be available as a ritual casting, the preparation and actual casting taking at least an hour. I just need guidance as to the level of the spell, proportion of the spell power returned to the caster, and costs/materials (aside from the usual necromantic nastiness of blood sacrifice and playing The Jackson Five backwards on 33 RPM or whatever the fantasy equivalent is of that.)

Please advise!

It's a very stereotypical BBEG Necromancy spell that
•Casts Desecrate over the spell's area, bolstering undead.
•Absorbs the life force of creatures that die in the spell's area (which then can't be brought back short of a True Resurrection spell) and returns some portion of that energy to the caster as restored spell levels.
•Uses the other portion of the absorbed life force for another goal, like a portal, an ancient artifact that needs a "jumpstart," or a magical doomsday device.

Does anyone out there have reasonably extensive #TTRPG GMing experience?

I have a spell idea that needs a lot of balance work.

@sfleetucker Right?

I should start selling ad space in my #TTRPG world.

Why give out a regular old +1 sword when you can instead give your players Thirstslayer™, the EXTREME +1Longsword (brought to you by Mountain Dew©)? Sure, you just get thirstier the more you drink and your teeth jump ship like burning rats, but you look SICK, BRO 😁

The Monsanto® brand Bag of Holding, which is inexpensive and useful, but everything you put in it becomes Monsanto property. The contract's terms are enforced by an actual devil.

@MrGoat Did a Jack O' Lantern similar to that one year. Wide, squat pumpkin with an equally wide grin. Stuck a Pringles can wrapped in white paper in his mouth. Good times.

@AskTheDevil Well I think we should start making our demands known.

@tippitiwichet No!