@finkled I have made ones that cats absolutely LOVED with cardboard boxes, duct tape, and a stout pair of scissors.

To the point where they would fetch a toy if it was thrown in their domain. Nowhere else- had to be in the castle.

Odd little creatures. 😁

Well, ain't that nice- my debit card showed up today!

That's going to come in very handy, at some point, I would assume.

@codeWhisperer I must have missed something while eating these kumquats.

Once my disability is settled, I have a pretty decent plan for a side hustle: Kitty castles.

I figure the same Aspie brain quirks that have helped me with animals in the past will give me some insight into what they want in a tower.

Just might work?

@dfohio There was a local band known as Inflatable Grandpa where I grew up...

I still say Suddenly Samurai is the best band name I have heard.

@Tarnagh I have a dream of opening a liquor store named Booby Liquors.

Words that sound dirty but aren't:

Shunt
Poundland
Nipple Wrench
?

Shitsplash Mountain

Every Midwesterner who can work a can opener thinks they have a pretty decent chili recipe.

Sometimes it's even true!

Going to start an 80's hair metal band and call it Buttsnake.

Pretty nasty outside in Bumfuck. 3/10, do not recommend.

I want to invent a time machine just to go find the creature that crawled out of the ocean in Earth's dim depths of history, tell it "Go back, you're making a terrible mistake" and see what happens.

Reasons we broke up, #827:

Referred to her vagina as a "Junk drawer."

Where my fellow Hyperzone players at? #RetroGaming #SNES

Tamales are delicious, but not sure the dough is steamed well enough.

I think the tamales (round 2.5) are done. Should be a lot more flavorful this time.

The remake of Super Mario RPG is awesome- but I would really like to see a playthrough of it where the player knows what they are doing.

Goddamn amateur hour.

Good mjorning to the lot of you; a manky bunch of sinners and raving revolutionaries though you be. How are we spending our energy on this fine Odin's Day?

Personally, I'm planning on smiting a few frost giants. As one does.

I miss playing nerd games with my nerd friends.

I have seldom in life needed a heat pad as badly as I do tonight.

Very glad I invested in one a few years back...