@TheNewsOwl Like a Chihuahua barking at a Great Dane.

@Tarnagh This is certainly logical- but if there's one thing the GOF isn't, it's that.

They would probably assume that their fear-addled army of ammosexual drones would take care of it. Because that worked so well on 1/6 😂

@DavidKMresists AwwwwSHIT I knew this day was coming!

Just can't with people's delusions today. Best keep to myself.

@LnzyHou "Morale is low amongst the troops- truth be told it is only William and I remaining, and he has neither moved nor spoken since eating half a box of our emergency Twinkies. Still we remain vigilant."

@TheNewsOwl Same

@LnzyHou This needs to be explored in 'Dear Martha' format. 😁

@EngagedPureLand Ah, the lost 11th commandment:

"If a building's existence offendeth thee, burn it down." 🙃

Well, Y2K didn't get us for the 25th year in a row.

It's obviously biding its time. Next year for SURE.

Well, 2024 is off to a great start. 🙄

@raspberrypanda I must admit I do this one most of the time anyway- I am the guy who tells everyone that they have a cool shirt on, or lets the cool grandma with dyed hair know that it's awesome.

Jesus, I just realized that you can see the bone spur on my right heel through the skin. No wonder the fucker hurts so bad- it's worse than the left one was.

@raspberrypanda Give at least one random compliment to a stranger each week.

May 2024 be the year that Cheeto Mussolini finally blows a McArtery.

#NotSorry

@redenigma Gosling's Black Seal.

I have a new invention idea.

The Cucumbrella.

When collapsed, it looks like a cucumber- and when open the top looks like a slice of cucumber.

I assume it would sell well in Japan.

Honestly this song makes me want to play a #TTRPG Bard named Jock Stuart.

@tippitiwichet Slacking and self-care can look extremely similar.

Especially to those who are triggered by others' lack of misery.

Happy New Year!

The Pogues- A Man You Don't Meet Everyday
https://youtu.be/JWGgRa6txH8