GUYS

From 🐘 and Reddit:

The Lützerath Mud Wizard.

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/10cfs82/german_riot_police_defeated_and_humiliated_by/

#politics
#Germany
#Climate
#coalprotest

The letter from Dr. Dre's lawyer to Margie Traitor Greene gives me life 😂 😂 😂

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#politics

Holy freakin' jeez, guys...XBB.1.5 is already at like 30% of most recent random sequencing 👀

And it hasn't even filtered out through the whole country yet.

Graph can be found at Tableau.com by Raj Rajnarayanan.

https://public.tableau.com/app/profile/raj.rajnarayanan/viz/USAVariantDB/VariantDashboard

#XBB15
#XBB
#COVID

Sooooo in the spirit of the meme, I made this biblically accurate angel gingerbread cookie. Will improve it next year.

GUYS

Please be careful going into 2023...COVID lineage XBB.1.5 is a freaking monster both in immune escape and in severity.

it's 120% faster than the fastest previous lineage (BQ.1, BQ.1.1) so #MaskUp and clean your air!!

#COVID
#COVID19
#XBB
#XBB15

Last screenshot.

Here's an extrmely important thread on the Flaming Bird by COVID biorisk consultant Conor Browne.

I'll post screenshots so you don't have to go there, then instead of alt text I'll post the text in replies here.

4 screenshots out of 5.

This isn't going to work.

#COVID
#COVID19

And so the new Garbage Pail Kids reboot begins

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from user RosettaStoned1981 on Reddit

#politics
#Trump
#Reddit

From 🐘:

You can get 4 more free COVID19 tests this winter by going to https://special.usps.com/testkits.

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#COVID
#COVID19
#testkits
#freetestkits

IF YOU SING SONGS REMEMBER IN THEM THE GLORY OF BATTLE

Why doesn't Motor City Pizza Co. have a veggie pizza *crushed inside*

C'mon MCPC, unbreak my heart 💔

From 🐘 :

Reminder and PSA that Twitter is an imminent ID and data risk and please encourage others to stop using it.

#Twitter
#Twexit

GUYS

You might wanna wear a mask when you're not at home for the next few months 💀

#COVID
#COVID19
#MaskUp !

Wow, XBB.1 is FAST, tho

#COVID
#COVID19
#XBB
#BQ11
#BQ1

From Dr. Katelyn Jetelina on the Bird (i hate that place SO MUCH ugh)

Flu data out today.

I quote: "Holy crap."

Medical people in the comments are BEGGING YOU to get a flu shot. They say it's been shown to be 48% effective in the Southern Hemisphere.

#flu
#GetAFluShot
#SeriouslyPlsGetAFluShot

From 🐘:

Tim Chambers (@[email protected])

"My team at work just launched new research on the TwitterMigration: We analyze which platforms are growing - especially Mastodon, Tumblr & Post.

We look at which sites users are adding to their Twitter bios, posting to their friends about & downloading apps for."

Downloadable research in .PDF:

https://www.deweysquare.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/DSG-Snapshot-of-the-Twitter-Migration-December-12-2022.pdf

#TwitterMigration
#Twexit
#Mastodon
#Tumblr
#Post
#politics

The Heritage Foundation is also quite buddy-buddies with LibsofTikTok in the comments.

#politics
#heritagefoundation
#lgbt

More

Elno happily and *repeatedly* exchanges Nazi symbolism talk.

If you have "politics" blocked out because you don't want to deal with it, now's a good time to just not be like that, because nazis are literally taking over every public outlet we have here, and considering these screencaps, this is not an exaggeration.

#Elon
#Twitter
#Twexit
#politics