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"You're DAMN right I'm a liberal.
Because the heart of that word is Liberty.
And I'm a progressive because the heart of that word is Progress..
But these days I'm very happy to call myself a conservative because unlike the party of nihilists and insurrectionists,
I want to conserve the land,
the air,
the water,
the climate system,
the Constitution,
the Bill of Rights,
the Clean Air act,
the Clean Water act,
the Social Security act,
the Medicare act,
the Medicaid act,