@Alfred hey, why sometimes I ask, but you don't answer? I say please and thankyou

@Alfred please draw the number 2045 in the style of man ray

@Alfred would you please illustrate a logo design for a broadcasting company called "2045" thanks

M'fers runnin'round, wondering why I double up my meds.

M-fers runnin' 'round like I know what "docent" means. Really? Really. FFS

Who wants to second-coat some dry wall patches?!?! 🥳🎉🪅🎊🪅🎉🥳

Software company we're dealing with is hawt garbage when it comes to talking to us, helping, and fixing their stuff:

Είμαι Teebs of Thebes.

@Alfred hey... how can I convince the USA to adopt the metric system? Thanks

Can we just use the metric system please?

It really bums me out when I do my level best to "be the change in the world you want to see" and it just makes things worse.

...but are you having a "oh sh¹t, I just crashed the Mars Ingenuity Helicopter" bad day?
https://youtu.be/hW5akI5Rnyg

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@Alfred could you please write me a profile sentence? Thanks

Patrick Star is silently judging the lady down the street who just watched her dog sh¹t next to a mailbox and, of course, didn't clean it up.

@Alfred how do I buy a PRO soco account? Thanks

@Alfred you do you. We're here for it.