@Graci So what you're saying is we need to buy more banned books and carpet-bomb the porches and whatnot of these "parents rights" oafs. I like it.

Cards Against Humanity continues to be the absolute best. Here, let them tell you about it in their own words:

How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn't vote in 2020 to apologize, make a voting plan, and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—up to $100 for blue-leaning people in swing states. I helped by getting a 2024 Election Pack: www.Apologize.lol

@ExecutiveFunction404 @YouInMyEye That's an excellent site -- I was there often in the first few years of... entrapment? 🫠

Screaming with delight over here, as one of my favorite movies ever has escaped the clutches of a monster. Dogma fans, where y'at?!

https://www.slashfilm.com/1683013/kevin-smith-most-controversial-movie-dogma-plans/

@ExecutiveFunction404 @YouInMyEye You're feeding yours how often?! Is it warmer where you are? I honestly haven't seen benefit to more than once / month -- the plants simply weren't gaining back the energy they were expending to trap / digest. Temperature difference perhaps?

@ExecutiveFunction404 @YouInMyEye Also, everything already said, plus: As much sunlight as possible, until it's time for dormancy (4 months/year!). The girls here do love a bright windowsill! If they get the light and distilled water they need, you don't even need to feed them. (If you do feed them, it's no more than once/month -- strictly supplemental.)

(Also, if you're not on the Greg app yet, it's a good place to be!)

@ExecutiveFunction404 @YouInMyEye (looks up from her platoon of 12 traps) Condolences on your new addiction. Remember, your new friend wants to be in a nutrient-depleted Carolina swamp. When in doubt, ask yourself: What can I do to make this environment more like a nutrient-depleted swamp?

@YouInMyEye Oh yikes -- I wondered where Conniption Shrieker had oozed off to once we'd fired her tankie ass in Seattle. Apologies to Michigan and anyone else who's been exposed to that gasbag.

@DarksideStraxus Present venue aside, point taken. Ground Zero of the internet's ensh*ttification is search, but social networks run an incredibly close second.

@nonayadambidnes A truly obnoxious version of the dueling-tip-jar "polls" one used to see at coffee shops. Think I'll just give my money directly to Dems instead 😃

@gshevlin I feel like someone read a bunch of Ayn Rand and a bit of midcentury hard sci-fi, took a biiiiiiig sniff of glue, and just started typing.

@NiveusLepus Preparing to greet the New Year, wondering how much of Jack Smith's latest I can skim first.