Need a spine? We've got you covered with PIAGRA. Republican-approved. No one will ever know you are really a spineless coward again.

“It’s not just an ironic result but it’s a just result. He [Rudy Giuliani] was a horribly dishonest prosecutor and the wheel of karma is about to crush him.” - Lawyer Jeffrey Lichtman https://www.mediaite.com/crime/mob-lawyers-reveal-clients-are-fcking-thrilled-by-rudy-giuliani-indictment-karma-is-about-to-crush-him/

Part-time Florida Governor Ron deSantis has spent $13 million of taxpayer money in his search for a new job. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/desantis-travel-security-cost-florida-taxpayers-13-million-as-he-runs-for-president/ar-AA1fmqtg

Cato Institute weighs in on Trump Toast: https://www.cato.org/blog/third-times-charm

"While I know she doesn’t care about that kind of stuff, if Fani Willis puts Trump in jail awaiting trial, she’ll almost certainly be the Time Magazine “Person of the Year” and be responsible for creating the sales of more beer, wine, chips and chicken wings than the Super Bowl." - Jack Hopkins on twitter

"Much bigger than Watergate" - Former WH Counsel John Dean https://youtu.be/Q2aGCC2q_-A

Said one Trump adviser: “We’ve already briefed our surrogates, our allies. We’ve already teed up conservative media, they’ve done pre-written pieces ready to poop out.”

https://politicalwire.com/2023/08/14/trumps-aides-preparing-for-indictment-tonight/

Good article about the situation in Marion KS and the violations of freedom of the press
https://thehandbasket.substack.com/p/a-conversation-with-the-newspaper

I think Giuliani is on the verge of flipping - he is hemorrhaging money and can't afford all of the legal actions against him, nor given his failure rate can he expect Trump to pay a dime. #TrumpForPrison2024 https://www.businessinsider.com/rudy-giuliani-manhattan-apartment-asking-price-6-5-million-2023-8

deSantis: "I'm just like Trump, except more-so!"

also deSantis: "Trump is a Loser"

∴ deSantis is a super-Loser!

Q.E.D.

Ron DeSantis is the most anti-business, anti-human governor in the history of Florida. Even the despicable Andrew Jackson wasn't responsible for as many deaths as deSantis. https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/06/economy/florida-convention-business-cancellations

There is a correlation between cognitive decline and constipation, says a new study- thus proving that stupid people are full of sh*t. https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/19/health/constipation-cognitive-decline-gut-health-wellness/index.html (via electoral-vote.com)

(via electoral-vote.com)

#Trump is a flight risk and should be held in prison until trial.

"DeSantis’s comically inept, losing campaign and his profound shortcomings as a political candidate": https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/by-every-imaginable-measure-trump-crushing-gop-primary-race

scumbag and trump supporter (oxymoron?) Richard Uihlein is the reason Ohio's Issue 1 is on the ballot. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gop-megadonor-pours-millions-into-effort-to-hinder-ohio-abortion-amendment/

"There is hardly a single large-scale crime in history which has not been committed in the name of God. " - Aldous Huxley, 1960

As world gets hotter, scientists put more effort into making sure we can keep beer cold. #Priorities https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-invented-an-entirely-new-process-for-refrigerating-things

Part-time governor Ron deSantis has brought leprosy back to Florida https://news.yahoo.com/leprosy-cases-central-florida-account-125918765.html

Houston wanted to call them re-education camps but the name was taken. https://jezebel.com/largest-school-district-in-texas-eliminates-libraries-1850686093

"[The evidence against Trump] is overwhelming" - Former Trump WH Lawyer Ty Cobb. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/28/trump-lawyer-charges-1000-years-mar-a-lago