This weirdness is bringing out the best in some people though :)

State of the UK... Ffs...

https://twitter.com/goddersbloom/status/1241095750613905408?s=19

Marina Hyde, just brilliant :)

"That the music should stop when Boris Johnson of all people is prime minister is the darkest of cosmic ironies. We are being asked to put our trust – our lives – in the hands of a man whose entire career, journalistic and political, has been built on a series of lies. It is the work of seconds to dredge up Johnson columns about radical population control, or Johnson buses about the NHS enjoying vast savings from the EU."

https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/20/boris-johnson-covid-19-prime-minister-brexit?CMP=share_btn_tw&__twitter_impression=true

Hi Coso :) really bad morning this morning, full on bloody panic attack and then the adrenaline comedown. Joy. But spoke to a friend involved in proper core infrastructure support in the UK and am now assured that there are a large number of actual adults in the room behind the scenes of the fuckwits.

Heres a well camoflagued frog from my garden this morning

This is clearly being done to add stimulus to the mobile phone sales market as every fucking idiot in the UK that isn't social distancing at the mo would just get a #burnerphone for when they went out... Leaving their own on the sofa eating crisps....

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/19/plan-phone-location-data-assist-uk-coronavirus-effort

2018.. The year the UK rang the emergency services because KFC ran out of chicken...

2020.. The year the UK hoarded all the toilet roll to cope with a disease that only makes you shit yourself metaphorically...

I had to check this was actually real...

Fucking hell fellow UK citizens, we are truly through the fucking looking glass now

#coronavirusuk

Arguement with husband via WhatsApp video call. Bickering is fine face to face but over video chat it's just crap. He thinks I'm too untidy (I am very untidy) and cluttery (I have fuck loads of random stuff and it's virtually everywhere and very untidy, house and garden, but it's not obsessive compulsive hoarder territory... ) and it bugs the shit out of him. Sometimes it bugs the shit out of him so much that he just gets really pissy and defensively angry about it and then we argue :(

Oops... The were in the garage door 🤪

I have been in the house alone for 3 days now. I want to get something from our garage but I have lost my fucking keys!!!!!

I'm very thankful our garage is at the top of the garden - it makes me feel like I'm going out 😅🤣

This is beautiful :)

https://twitter.com/akkitwts/status/1240289872826355712?s=19

Amidst the ongoing shit show that is our politicians others are really stepping up to the mark...

I love brewdog anyway but this is fantastic

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2020/mar/18/brewdog-begins-making-hand-sanitiser-shortages-uk

Morning coso lovlies :)

Good commute to the dining room office this am, although the view is a bit soggy, sticky rice cooking for breakfast and I have coffee.

Hope you're all good xxx

As universities and schools accross the world move to online teaching and homeworking an academic tells his tale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCe5PaeAeew&app=desktop

I hate both msTeams and Slack :(. Hopefully they'll grow on me...