Some Power

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Excuse me while I whip this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnZRVZce5Qs&ab_channel=TheOnion

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It's 2.5 million light years to Andromeda. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

I know everyone is mad and sad today. I am as well.

Face up to it.
We let the stupidest people in the country roll us like a drunk in an ally.
It was our own fault.
Grieve today.
Tomorrow we start considering what we did wrong and how to overcome our mistakes.

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Europe on our election.

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Elephants think we are cute

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Tomorrow night we are all going to sit in a COSO chatroom and watch some leopards eat a crapload of face.

I hope to see yall there!

There is a national gender reveal tomorrow and I am super ready for it to be a girl.

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I could never ever be President of the US.

Honestly, I'm not down with that dress code.
Really all there is to it.