Just remember. "Bob"

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Want to promote the Church of the #SubGenius? Then here's a handy print flyer!

Not a member? Join at www.SubGenius.com!

"Connie" reads the Dobbstown Mirror. If you're any kind of #SubGenius (OR WANT TO PRETEND YOU ARE) you should subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/dobbstown

Reading naked in the bath optional, but relaxing!

The #SubGenius was working on attacking and overthrowing God long before JRPGs made it a plot mainstay.

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Why is there so much ANGER in #SubGenius literature? Read on dear friend, and learn . . .

A #SubGenius knows you have to read the books you want. And you want to go to www.SubGenius.com and get a copy of "The Book of the Subgenius."

Allergies were created by JHVH-1 just because he's an asshole.

These posters used to be everywhere. During The Memory Wars, a cache of originals was secreted somewhere in the midwest. A crafty #SubGenius could make a mint if they found them!

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Cable news keeps melting down over any #SubGenius event.

Some very cool people I know need help as they found their house is basically falling apart and they kinda got screwed. Go help 'em out.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/our-house-is-a-death-trap-and-we-have-to-move

Remember those youthful #SubGenius days when we found where the 'frop machine was hidden at school?

If someone says their religion should be the law of the land, there's no reason to argue their theology. Why listen to them if you're no part of their religion (or even if you are)?

Well, actually there may be one reason to argue . . . https://www.xenofact.com/2023/06/07/the-separation-of-religion-and-being-an-a-hole/

We of the Church of the #SubGenius often talk about the Perfect Burger. But I think I seek the Perfect Burrito.

And though the Perfect Burger is a platonic ideal reached through each burger, somehow Burritos are so awesome it's easier to appreciate that.

To really get something out of religion you need a sense of humor.

"Bob" is the symbol.

"Bob" is the revelation of meaning.

"Bob" is the meaning.

"Bob" is the turning of meaning into a symbol.

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The #SubGenius knows the greatest knowledge is Knowledge of "Bob."

But you can't know "Bob."

Which means knowing "Bob" is knowing of nothing, which is the gateway to everything.

There are no objects, just very slow and persistent actions.