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Regret has a way of creating itself.

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The high of spiritual activity is all well and good - but if there's not more, you're just getting stoned.

https://www.xenofact.com/2023/10/14/the-tenth-picture/

The desire for unchanging permanence is the cause of much misery.

"Bob" Dobbs has been rizzed by Livvy.

Anyone wishing for a dictator is really saying they want you dead if you get in the way of their fantasy.

A timeless message from "Bob" for every #subgenius

Remember these posters on the Dobbstown tours?

The problem with people being famous is that sometimes that’s all they end up being.

Cynicism and Hope are lovers.

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I operate under the assumption George Santos is a performance art piece.

Perfection only exists in context. That’s why it so often looks imperfect.

The Psycho-Monitoring Alliance put up these pictures to comfort citizens of Dobbstown. It's important to keep people safe from pinkness.

For reasons undocumented the poster design studio was dissolved shortly afteward. Literally.

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There's something strange of sitting here, seltzer in hand, going "Yep, the Republicans cut their own dicks off, screwed up the House, then Hamas attacked Israel backed by Iran, and also we don't have an Ambassador to Israel due to politics" and nodding that this is expected if not normal.

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Let me sum up mainstream religion in America.

“No one could have seen this coming!” is usually said by people who didn’t want to see it coming.