Morning Cat Report:
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This honorable Court is now in session. Judges Melody and Lady presiding:
Defendant MOTHER ("MAMA") is charged with two counts of Sleeping In Causing Grievous Bodily Hunger and 184 counts of Ignoring a Breakfast Enforcement Officer. How do you plead?
This affects disabled people. https://www.foxglove.org.uk/campaigns/email-your-mp-dwp-benefit-fraud-algorithm/
We've also got a couple of downy woodpeckers that stop by. I don't have any photos, only a video but it's pretty crappy.
And speaking of crappy videos, check out this house finch singing his little heart out for me one afternoon last winter. Excuse the camera wobble, you can't really see the bird anyhow.
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In praise of disabled women https://bylinetimes.com/2024/03/08/the-frida-effect-in-praise-of-disabled-women/
Ex-Tory MP Lee Anderson defects to Reform https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68532602 He didn’t waste any time, did he?
Good grief - the sex life of fig wasps! 😳 *Clutches pearls and faints*
https://www.mediavillage.com/article/sir-david-attenborough-unpacks-the-new-discovery-docuseries-a-perfect-planet/print/
Just watching “Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records” - mixed up with the most items taken from a washing machine and put into the washing basket by assistance dogs, ❤️
we also find rolling pans - as in rolling them up like pancakes with someone’s bare hands, 🤔and parallel parking by driving as fast as the driver can towards the parking space and executing a handbrake turn… 🫣
Then there’s cracking nuts with their butts… 😬
https://chng.it/RpT2gTGKNL Save Dartmoor Ponies
Piers Morgan Leaves Talk TV Shocker https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/talktv-piers-morgan-youtube-b2508743.html
When Leonard Cohen came to my door in 1966, he was so brilliant and a wonderful conversationalist. He said, “I can’t sing, I can’t play the guitar and I don’t know if this is a song.” Then he sang me The Stranger Song, Dress Rehearsal Rag and Suzanne. I said, “Leonard, these are songs and I’m recording at least two of them immediately”, which I did. The next spring I took him to this big fundraiser and said...
Further proof that farts are never not funny (see also Chaucer; The Millers Tale)
Feisty pint-sized Venus! David Tennant fan, Roger Daltrey/Who fan, Actor (when I get the chance!) I'm a wheelchair user and sometimes an activist.