Yee-hahd!

Still won’t help.

Completely clean!

Can you hear me now?

Winners and losers.

Translated from the original Gibberish.

Do it.

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Self-awareness level zero.

Yep.

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Probably smarter, though.

Stay cool out there.

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Hey Republicans

Messaging kudos for this one.

Morton’s Steakhouse: We’ve obviously lost vegetarians, who else can we alienate?
Marketing Rep: How about women?
Morton’s: Go for it.