@MallyDaKatt
I'm counting on someone showing him the way through a window frame before he could do that.

Many top officials from #Russia have families living in countries that #Putin is threatening with nukes.

@MallyDaKatt
According to a fresh poll (that hasn't a chance to see the light of day on #Putin's media), only 1 in 35 Russians (Moscow area) with medium to high incomes supports war vs #Ukraine.

According to another poll, over 40 million Russian citizens cannot afford buying new clothes.

Putin's army is a hoard of poorly motivated beggars and fools.

It simply cannot last much longer.

@MallyDaKatt
Those were USSR's combined losses, not just Russia's. Total military deaths amounted to over 11 million.
The Russians were defending against an invasion, having nowhere else to go. This time they can just pull back and the war will end. Every Russian understands that they can simply go back home. The stakes aren't nearly comparable for them this time around. Fear of #Putin is their only motivator. It cannot last very much longer.

Up to 72 cruise missiles are armed and ready to be launched by fascist #Russia from the Azov and the Mediterranean Seas, estimates Ukrainian intelligence. Missile strikes are expected in the coming days.

#Ukraine

@Booga
No.
This idiot’s wife should get a restraining order and find a decent man.

Why do ppl like this get to breed 🤦‍♂️

Nice

@awnaves
Now I can’t unsing it, thank you so much

I’m proud of you, son

@danielbsmith
No, it’s waterproof, just like Bertran’s orbital kettle

@Xfbxtwit
He got them.

God can’t exist because of Eric The God-Eating Penguin. Since Eric is God-Eating by definition, he has no choice but to eat gods. So if god exists, he immediately seizes to exist as a result of being eaten. You can’t prove that god exists unless you disprove the existence of Eric first. But once prove that Eric doesn’t exist, the same proof will apply to god.
There are only two possibilities: either you can prove that Eric exists, or that he doesn’t. Both outcomes point to a non-existence of god

@p3R1n01D
Oh, nothing special, just a pagan ritual widely practiced by a people who are fighting the corrupt West for the preservation of Christian ideals

Mother of a conscript from #Russia receives a new toilet door to replace her killed son

Transnistria, the Russian-controlled region of #Moldova, where #Russia keeps an army of troops.
People have gathered in the main square to burn the likeness of a woman.

#Putin’s seat warmer Medvedev published a column in the Izvestia (Tidings) newspaper in which he says they are prepared to destroy the world in a nuclear holocaust if #Russia’s existence is threatened. Quote: “A world without Russia isn’t needed. If our Empire is to fall, we will bury the ruins of the word with us. The West doesn’t understand that normalcy won’t be attainable again until the radioactive embers stop smouldering.”

#RussiaIsAFascistState