Dictator of #Belarus states that he’d be ready to enlist 1.5 million men in the army should the need arise for martial law to be declared

@ayankdownunder
I wouldn’t buy it. Sounds like it would shrink into nothing in the pan

@Hisabah
The KLF were my second tape I bought when I first started buying tapes :)

@FrankCannon @sazemisery
World changing Tinder profile name to Bubble Tea work towards a speeded achievement of goals I wonder

@ToruOkada
What a sad species, dammit

One of #Russia’s most popular newspapers to this day is called The Comsomol Truth (comsomol is a youth movement within the communist party).
Millions read it as gospel, plus it is especially successful in former Soviet states among vatniks living there.
Fresh piece by The Comsomol Truth: “The famous illusionist Amayak Akopyan lays a spell on Europe’s new sanctions.”

@ToruOkada
Does this clown actually have fans?

@ContentWarningVirusB42
You’re fun at parties I bet 😈

“If #Russia were to dissolve, Russians will disappear as an ethnic people, there will be moscovites, urals and god knows who else instead”, says #Putin.

Hm, how could that be, I wonder, is it because Russia is already comprised of ethnicities like mordva, bashkirs, kalmyks, moksha, ugors, komi, nenez, chukchi etc which you’d spent decades if not centuries trying to erase?

#TheWalkingDead

One of the biggest loopholes is that everyone is infected equally and is bound to turn into zombies no matter how they die.

— what significance can zombie bites possibly have on already infected people? Isn’t it like sneezing on somebody who’s already down with the flu?

#TheWalkingDead

Every zombie attack is accompanied with growls and hoarse hisses and other terrifying monstrous sounds.

- What acts in place of missing lungs and vocal cords in zombies?

#TheWalkingDead

- how are corpses still bleeding after having roamed the earth for months on end? (I’ve already let go the point that rotting flesh has a tendency to fall off the bones in mere days)

@ayankdownunder
I’ve smuggled in worse, he-he-he 😜

@sazemisery @ayankdownunder
I mean, it’s from the studio behind John Wick, of course there’s a dog

@ayankdownunder
A hack-em sock-em shoot-them-up with a pile of dead nazis? I couldn’t miss that in a million years!
Devilled eggs on me!

@ayankdownunder
Oooooh sign me up!

George Benson’s “Every Time You Go Away You Take A Piece Of Me With You” came on, and in couldn’t help but think of it in the context of The Walking Dead

China, who’s side are you on really?