You shouldn’t have touched my dog, Ivan

At last! My arm is complete again

I don’t know who Holly was, but her enemies’ desire to deck their halls with her bowels tells me she’s a great warrior in this part of the galaxy

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Have you ever tried shawarma

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Re-hee-hee-hee-hee-ally!..

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She’s my queen

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My job is to sit in a corner and look at paintings

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Groovy, baby!

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Nootka Sound is not for sale

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My rug, it was really tying the room together

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These aren’t the droids you’re looking for

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My name is Fester, it means “to rot”

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All these moments with be lost in time, like tears in the rain

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I boned Monica Bellucci and you’re just ugly

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“How do we kill it, Ash?”

“You can’t”

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We always pay our debts

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You named the cat Julius?

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:)

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@Vonzales Nice work!