@InvaderGzim 😪 + 🤬

General anxiety and intolerance level 10. I actually put this in a recent reply email:

"No. I am out of fairy dust for the magic wand."

😳

Why is it that when you need to just buckle down and be a policy wonk for a few days, all the OTHER projects explode?

Asking for a procrastinating me who should have been doing her policy wonking for weeks already.

@annamuneca 😋

@WeThePeople When you don't realize that Occam's Razor is neither a scooter nor a flip phone 😕

My house is redolent with the perfume of Cacio e Pepe Cheese Puffs made with a 50% milk & flour substitution with sourdough starter discard. It all began here:

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1021628-cacio-e-pepe-cheese-puffs

@catlynne333 When even Dersh the Douche gets it...

@Beanc I bought 5 shares of KMB stock in March. Bonus for longterm: pays modest dividends.

@SomewhatStableSapiens 😅🤣

#CoSoMusic

Doh. I suck at hashtags.

@stueytheround not much of their stuff on YT, but what I sampled is worth a listen.

@Beanc good stuff. Thanks for the link!

Fun inquiry on the birb site

What band or artist did you discover because you heard a song of theirs in a commercial, TV show, or movie trailer? (@thatericalper)

Good answer: Missy Higgins, Secret (heard on Castle)

@BreakingNews 🔥 "At bottom, Plaintiffs have failed to meet their burden to state a claim upon which relief may be granted."

@voltronic Co-sign. See also camera shutter sound effect.

Yup. One of the best 😋