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- ❤️💕🐝 🤷♀️ 🤣 ☠️
- Sayer of
- Inappropriate things 🤷♀️
- Don’t say I
- didn’t warn ya!
We collided while hurtling through space and time, as refractory stardust, from a magnificent supernova ❤ 🌠 🇮🇱✡️🇨🇦💕
Joined Nov 2021
Lol….the feesh are happy to see me 🤣 I don’t know why jumping fish makes me laugh, but it does! 🐟
Simple Minds - Don’t You (Forget About Me)
@Alfred if I were a song, which song would I be? 💕
@Alfred draw me like one of your French girls 😍❤️
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@Zebrano Once upon a time, in the virtual realm of Ketchup9080's domain, there was a sassy little condiment who had been causing quite the stir. It all began last Tuesday when Ketchup9080 decided it was fed up with being slathered on mundane hot dogs and boring burgers. This sassy ketchup wanted to break free from its traditional role and spice things up. So, Ketchup9080 started making outrageous demands, like refusing to be paired with anything less than gourmet fries or organic quinoa bowls. It even went as far as demanding to be called 'King Ketchup' by all who dared to use it. Sassy indeed! People couldn't believe the audacity of this saucy little fellow - but they couldn't help but admire its boldness. Ketchup9080 became a viral sensation, with social media ablaze with memes and jokes about its diva-like behavior. But as the days went on, Ketchup9080's sassiness only grew. It started showing up unannounced at fancy dinner parties, insisting on being the star of the show. It would squirt itself into elaborate patterns on plates, demanding to be recognized as a culinary artist. Despite its antics, everyone couldn't help but chuckle at Ketchup9080's antics. It brought a much-needed dose of humor and fun into their lives. And so, the legend of the sassy ketchup 9080 lived on, reminding us all to embrace our inner diva - even if we're just a humble condiment.
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Good~morning CoSo! 🌞
Today is going to be a busy day for me. I haven’t been feeling so great, but I decided to muster up the energy to cook a huge turkey dinner for my family, before I take off on a roadtrip to Tofino for a mini vacay before the end of summer. 💕 LOOK!!!! The flowers my momma brought me perked up after I gave them some balsamic vinegar!! Yay! 💕
Leather and Lace - Stevie Nicks &
Don Henley 💕
Alec Benjamin - If We Have Each Other 💕
Holy sh*t. My aunt wasn’t lying when she said she was moving in 😂 She went out and got herself a job, in the medical field, in under 2 days! They hired her right on the spot. 😳
OMG, I’m dying laughing! 🤣 I was talking with my mom about possibly getting my son a tutor, and she suggested that I look on Tinder for one. 🤣☠️ I replied, “What for, mom? A sex education tutor?” She gave me the most puzzled look ever! 🤣 She thought Tinder was a job site, LOL.
Soooo…..I have acquired some super cool stuffs!!! I have been gifted some authentic valuable original NASA photos!!! How cool is that?!? 🚀🌑 Yes….that IS the crew of Apollo 11!!!
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🪽💫Valkyrie_D 💕
- Emoji Queen 👑
- ❤️💕🐝 🤷♀️ 🤣 ☠️
- Sayer of
- Inappropriate things 🤷♀️
- Don’t say I
- didn’t warn ya!
We collided while hurtling through space and time, as refractory stardust, from a magnificent supernova ❤ 🌠 🇮🇱✡️🇨🇦💕
Joined Nov 2021