VaGyver
I'm a b*tch, with a huge heart, and a long funny streak.
References available upon request.
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Joined Nov 2022
VaGyver
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SCOTUS are not justices. They're Just-Us-es.
VaGyver
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@VaGyver I really miss lightning bugs. I was a catch and release kind of person, but I saw others who’d smear the glowing bug butts on their faces like psychotic war paint. Ewww.
People: "Where have all the lightning bugs gone?"
Same People: "When I was a kid, they were everywhere at night. We'd catch and keep them in Mason jars and watch them glow until they died."
🤔 I think you just solved your own mystery, Sherlock. 😂
VaGyver
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Have Republicans declared Killer Whales to be a Terrorist Orcanization yet?
VaGyver
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🎶From the window, to the wall!
The bathroom down the hall!
Boxes stacked up six feet tall!
Classified documents free-for-all!
Word was on the street, mthrfckr!
"Read from the toilet seat!", Goddamn!
Lindsey, MTG, & Tucker
All peeked peeked, mthrfcker!
All peeked peeked goddamn!🎶
VaGyver
I'm a b*tch, with a huge heart, and a long funny streak.
References available upon request.
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Joined Nov 2022