@GrumpyWolf Not that he ever actually did, outside of hearsay.
@TwiHusband I mean, we're also supposed to believe the dude woke up out of basically bleeding to death from being nailed to a cross, out of a cave for... how many days it was again?
Not sorry, but not taking notes from a damned zombie on this one. LOL
@GrumpyWolf @TwiHusband I thought it was established that Jesus was a lich.
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN @TwiHusband I mean, I can turn that into an RPG....
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN But....but....didn't they EAT him? Haven't they been dining on Jesus tartar for the last 2000 years? (I always thought that was like the loaves and fishes.) @GrumpyWolf
@TwiHusband @GrumpyWolf gross concept to wrap absolution around.
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN Christianity celebrates ritual cannibalism....without blinking. But has a hissy fit over Wiccans dancing skyclad. 🙄 @GrumpyWolf
@TwiHusband @SECRET_ASIAN_MAN They also have no problem with misogyny, hate, and rhetoric that doesn't align with their beliefs.
I mean... just saying.
@TwiHusband That makes me sick and angry.
@TwiHusband wait- now is HE the drag queen everyone is worked up about?
@TwiHusband "Additionally, Murphy would be allowed to pursue having the charges erased from his criminal record and still be allowed to continue preaching."
@Coctaanatis @TwiHusband And these are the same people who want to deem trans people like me as inherently obscene, put us all on sex offender lists, and ideally imprison us and detransition us by force.
But *their* actual child molestation? Nah, that's fine, it's the Lord's work. 😡
@Agatha Yep. They never are these days. The more they jump up and down and scream about trans story hours at libraries, the more "good Christian Men and Boys" keep getting arrested for sodomizing kids.
You want your kids safe? Don't take them to fvcking church. Teach them to be atheists. #ChristoFascistHypocrisy
@TheEyeOfBalor Thing is, this is the third guy I've seen busted today....and I've seen one since. It seems like they're getting busted faster now.
@TwiHusband
Acceleration is good. 😈
@TwiHusband Pretty sure this Jesus fellow isn't saying much these days...