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Teen boys are using 'fitness' gum and jaw trainers to try to get defined jawlines
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/internet/mewing-jawline-trainer-gum-buy-rcna158603
@TheNewsOwl Any gum is โfitnessโ gum if you chew it long enoughโฆ
@TheNewsOwl #InNewsoftheAbsurd "masticating cud like a cow" to make you attractive. In other news... #fads #trends #teens
@TheNewsOwl The same people buying those products would be perfect cantidates to purchase blinker fluid, left handed screw drivers, and tuning wax.