Every season is spooky season when you’re perpetually afraid.

New comic! Wherein Cord looks on the bright side.

The only thing preventing me from sleeping off this caffeine headache is the caffeine that facilitated this caffeine headache.

I'm so disconnected from everything that I only post on social media to remind myself that I'm still alive*.

*annoying

Just used the term "eternally unchanged underwear" in a comic, but somehow, I'm still depressed.

I'm stupid, but not "needs the 'TRAILER STARTS NOW' notification at the beginning of movie trailers" stupid.

New comic! Wherein Jenkins is driven up the Walz.

New comic! Wherein Cord lives.

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"Freedom isn't free" is actually the perfect slogan for a country in which homelessness is illegal.

Cutting off my nose to spite my allergies.

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New comic! Wherein Cord dishes it out.

Fuck last year, fuck this year, fuck this entire worthless timeline that’s intent on destroying me.

New comic! Wherein Jenkins feels the Walz closing in.

“The Walz are closing in on me!”

- Trump if he were capable of being clever

Hard to picture myself feeling more disconnected from the rest of humanity than I do at this moment, but I'm confident that the universe will take this as a challenge.

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I assumed giving up on life would entail a lot less stress.