New comic! Wherein the guys consider a trip to the cinema.

Damn! Forgot to wake up in a better world again.

Me: *prepares for the worst*

Also me: Why the fuck am I getting the worst?!

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“If you never expect anything, you’ll never be disappointed.”

“Oh, I’ll find a way.”

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New comic! Wherein Cord welcomes the arrival of spooky season.

@Cosmichomicide NICE.

Hear me out - large cheerios that are eaten like donuts.

The holiday* has really thrown off my sense of time!

*chronic insomnia facilitated by chronic stress and manic depression

Having to endure this alone has destroyed me.

Dude playing Trump in a porno's like, "I vow to be a DICK-tator on day 69!"

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New comic! Wherein the guys celebrate National Forgiveness Day.

I have functional freeze, minus the "functional" part.

Have you tried abandoning any semblance of humanity about it?

Me: *feels terrible, barely wants to exist*

Obnoxious dipshit with a seemingly endless supply of fireworks: My Spider-Sense is tingling!

Anyone who stumbles upon one of my social media accounts.

New comic! Wherein the guys discuss attachment styles.

The kind of mood that only never having to interact with another human being can cure.