New comic! Wherein Jenkins offers his services as a scribe.

Every season is spooky season when you’re perpetually afraid.

@Mikemandaling They can be, but I sometimes get them from too much caffeine, too.

New comic! Wherein Cord looks on the bright side.

The only thing preventing me from sleeping off this caffeine headache is the caffeine that facilitated this caffeine headache.

I'm so disconnected from everything that I only post on social media to remind myself that I'm still alive*.

*annoying

@sfleetucker LOL!

Just used the term "eternally unchanged underwear" in a comic, but somehow, I'm still depressed.

I'm stupid, but not "needs the 'TRAILER STARTS NOW' notification at the beginning of movie trailers" stupid.

New comic! Wherein Jenkins is driven up the Walz.

New comic! Wherein Cord lives.

@DavidKMresists Absolutely.

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"Freedom isn't free" is actually the perfect slogan for a country in which homelessness is illegal.

Cutting off my nose to spite my allergies.

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New comic! Wherein Cord dishes it out.

@LlamaMountainStudioArts I think the world wants to see me annihilated, but thank you!

Fuck last year, fuck this year, fuck this entire worthless timeline that’s intent on destroying me.