New comic! Wherein Jenkins feels the Walz closing in.

“The Walz are closing in on me!”

- Trump if he were capable of being clever

Hard to picture myself feeling more disconnected from the rest of humanity than I do at this moment, but I'm confident that the universe will take this as a challenge.

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I assumed giving up on life would entail a lot less stress.

In January of 2023, the universe was like, "You think I'm working against you NOW? Bro, you have no fucking idea."

@LlamaMountainStudioArts Thanks so much! I have family in that area, too!

@ACG2 LOL!

@LlamaMountainStudioArts I’m in the Midwest, outside of Chicago. I don’t need a new place super-fast, and I’m open to moving across the country if need be.

Given that Sesame Street is located in Manhattan, Oscar’s grouchiness probably stems from the rent on his trashcan being $3,000 a month.

@danialexis It's truly insane. Nothing should be as difficult as simply existing in the U.S. has become.

Searching for affordable housing and beginning to think that the whole "being housed" thing may not be for me.

I’m at the “flipping off inanimate objects” stage of general frustration.

Having crunched the numbers, I think that complaining about the lack of success I've experienced with my creative outlets would make a better creative outlet than my creative outlets.

The worst problems I've had throughout my life have all stemmed from trusting people.

Life wouldn’t be so bad if not for consciousness.

I've come to learn that life owes me nothing*.

*but debilitating contempt

I long to one day experience the sheer euphoria J.D. Vance felt upon discovering the existence of a show called The Big Comfy Couch.

Me: *loses the ability to enjoy literally anything*

Also me: How the fuck did my backlog of enjoyable shit get so massive?!

JD Vance identifies as heterosectional.