@cmajuscula AMEN.

J.D. stands for Just Doin’ (Couches).

I'm not above threatening my allergies with violence.

Existing in a timeline that wasn’t intent on destroying me in every possible way would fix me.

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New comic! Wherein Jenkins is troubled.

Don’t do the crime if you can’t stack the courts.

Well, that's enough paying attention to stuff for one lifetime.

New comic! Wherein Cord doesn't know.

Guy: Bro, have you heard about Hawk Tuah?

Hawk: We, uh... We just call it "Tuah."

The "everything sucks" phase of my life kinda sucks.

They should add a dislike button to reality.

@purrrism Without my mom around, I have a very low opinion of reality.

I’m running away because reality doesn’t love me.

Can't decide which I find more baffling: the continued fascination with fireworks in the year 2024 or the fact that everyone in the immediate area has access to an unlimited supply of them.

Blast from the past? When I'm absolutely inundated with blasts from the present?

@danialexis He needs to call them on their bluff, but of course he won't. Like you said, he's more limited than a lot of people seem to think, but there are ways to take advantage of this.

@danialexis It's beyond disappointing. And this ruling was no doubt made while he's still in office because they know he will never fight them at their level.

The rules either exist for both sides or they don't exist.

@danialexis Agreed. Even if by some miracle, the Dems win the presidency and supermajorities in the House and Senate, I can't imagine any serious efforts will be made at reining in SCOTUS or expanding the court.

Instead, they'll continue to treat bullet wounds with bandaids, and we'll forever remain one Republican administration away from authoritarian collapse.