From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord starts the holiday weekend with a bang. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

"I'll exceed YOUR rate limit..."

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord and Sock discuss the show "Dinosaurs" at the absolute height of its popularity - i.e., 27 years after its cancellation. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Jenkins cools off with a refreshing beverage. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Definitely not something I mutter to myself three to five times per hour.

New comic! Since the show referenced herein was just canceled and is slated to be removed from its respective streaming service, I wanted to put this stupid joke out there before all relevance is lost. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Wherein Cord makes a five-year plan. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Cord and Jenkins engage in a thoughtful dialogue on what constitutes attractiveness. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock debate the merits of self-medicating. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Cord weighs in on NGL threads. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly four years ago. Wherein Cord trips balls. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Anyone who stumbles upon any of my social media profiles.

In honor of Garfield’s 45th anniversary.

Me: Sure, traumatic and awful things have been happening to me on a continuous loop, but at least I have my hobbies!

Me attempting to enjoy any of my hobbies:

I genuinely feel like the world threw me away this year, but on the plus side, this loans credence to the theory that my entire existence is a stealth Oscar the Grouch origin story.

New comic! Wherein Cord plays to his strengths. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Me trying to ignore the fact that my world is crumbling all around me.

I hate when a horoscope begins by instructing me to do two things that are well outside of my skill set.

New comic! Wherein Cord practices humility. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Understatement.