No, but for real.

New comic! Wherein Cord thinks like a president. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly four years ago. Wherein Cord multitasks. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly four years ago. This book has been on my to-read list since I was ten. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Jenkins get a hankering for fast food (and drugs). #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord does some sliding. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

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New comic! Wherein Cord mentally prepares for election season. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord is (not) sorry. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Jenkins is robbed of his big break. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord is (not) sorry. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord and Jenkins discuss piracy. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord prepares for a buttery summer. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Cord contends with depression. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock discuss happiness.

Common reaction to my jokes, I assume.

The first image that popped into my head when I saw "Trump Bucks" trending on the bird app.

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock (almost) watch Succession. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Disney’s running out of time to make a show about Scrooge naming an heir and call it “Ducksession.”

New sketch! Wherein Jenkins meets a kindred spirit.