@mcfate Naw, they were accidentally scooped up along with the coffee maker... 'cause they were used to blot up spills. *Nods emphatically* I'm sure that's all it was....

*falls out of chair laughing at whatever spin the GQP comes up with next*

I get the feeling some of my responses to an anti-vaxxer cultist on the birb may result in a vacation...

Just in time for the weekend, woohoo!

OMG, this has GOT to be in the running for tweet of the day!! 😂 🤣

@Sapiens You're a better person than I. I do believe the mint-chocolate chip is getting cracked open for this one.

@TheNewsOwl Clearly it was planted by the Biden administration in concert with the missing emails from Hillary's server, and following the instructions outlined on Hunter's laptop.

*nods sagely* That should a'boot do it!

@sw00p Yep. Just wait 'til those wonderful li'l incubators we call "schools" re-open soon...

Hell, many still haven't upgraded their ventilation for COVID, this is about to punch 'em in the face!

Huh, wonder how ol' Marco Rubio feels now?

Narrator's voice: Oh Marco, this didn't age well at all, my dear!

https://www.cnn.com/2016/02/26/politics/marco-rubio-donald-trump-morning-show-attacks/

@Beanc ...oh snap, were you searching for "GOP defund the police" too?!? 🤣

@lfrum Yep. Mostly sunny and 67 at the moment.

And I swear, this had absolutely nothing to do with my #PiratesofCoSo avatar choice!

"Space Force has entered the chat..."

Meanwhile, my Marine friends are probably losing their fricken' minds.

...I have... so, so many questions.

https://twitter.com/Ballaban/status/1555331115954708485

@pkatlga23 @catlynne333
It was so bad! Little Caesars was our "go-to" for cheap pizza. 😁

Count me in! #CoSoPirates

SpaceX Pirate avatar pic by Johnson Ting
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/W2dmWG

@pr10n That's bullshit, but I feel you - I still wonder "How TF am I even here right now" when the imposter system hits particularly hard.

But ya know what? The knowledge base for folks that grew up without cell phones, that had to figure shit out on our own, and that learn stuff because we think it's cool or interesting?

THAT's what companies are looking for. And the good ones don't care about age, and know that they can teach skills... but not mindsets or experience.

You got this.

@th3j35t3r I move all complaints receive an auto-response acknowledgement, that includes this:
#cosomusic

https://youtu.be/o0GD_Wt2hTg