I'm tired. Every now and then, a family member will ask what we need to do for them to get a passport. I've literally given them the breakdown like 4 times now and offered to schedule an appointment for the application and photo - and they can't give me a day where they'll be available.

Fine. I'll take care of getting one for the minor child in the house, everyone else can get off their arse and take care of (and pay for) their own.