Stonekettle
If you want a better nation, be a better citizen
Joined Sep 2018
I'm finally back home in Florida after more than five weeks on the road.
Can't tell you how good my own bed feels.
Please consider helping out my friend David Gerrold and his family.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-move-david-gerrolds-family-to-vermont
One day, America will recognize this date with a national holiday: Arraignment Day! When we honor the rule of law by drinking, eating too much, and sales at Walmart.
And to get things rolling, I'm offering 10% off everything in my shop. Pens, Prints.
How drunk you figure Trump's lawyers are right about now?
If they can come for Trump, they can come for you!
And if I ever commit treason, foment an insurrection, commit sexual assault, steal classified documents, suggest you put lightbulbs up your ass, or start palling around with Steve Bannon, I certainly hope they do.
Welp, I see why his attorneys quit
Trump Indictment unsealed: https://www.scribd.com/document/651859695/TRUMP-Indictment
Trump should take this opportunity to flee to Argentina and spend the rest of his life hiding from justice with the other Nazis.
I wonder if the judge would consider letting Trump join the army to avoid going to prison?
The joker is that he has to go to Vietnam after all.
It's official. Trump's been indicted on 7 federal charge relating to the theft and mishandling of classified documents.
I'll be damned. Chris Christie might have a shot after all.
Pat Robertson arrives in the afterlife just in time for the daily Pride Parade...
Pat: Wha... is this Hell?!
St. Pete: For you, Bitch. For you.
You can't charge Trump because he's the president
You can't impeach Trump because he lost the election
You can't investigate Trump because he's got executive privilege as a former president
You can't indict Trump because he's running for President again
And so it goes...
Sun Tzu: The enemy of my enemy is my friend!
Uh, Sun? Yeah the enemy of our enemy is Chris Christie. Ron DeSantis, Mike Pence, Nikki Haley, Tim Scott, and Vivek Ramaswamy...
Sun Tzu:
Also some guy named Binkley
Sun Tzu: Uh...
I'm just saying you need better friends.
We should hire THAT guy!
-- Trump watching Skyfall when Ben Whishaw's Q takes the hacker supervillain's infected laptop and bypassing pretty much EVERY basic security protocol since ENIAC just plugs it straight into the network what directly controls all of MI-6's security and prison cells
This whole "the pool boy accidentally flooded the server room" has a real Emergency Room "was cleaning the house naked and accidentally fell into the vacuum cleaner" vibe.
It's fascinating to me how in less than a month the entire world has completely forgotten that Donald Trump was basically convicted of sexual assault.
OTOH, here IS some bird photography:
Mother red-winged blacked bird stuffing loads of insects into her chick. At this stage of development, the chick will eat 10% of its own bodyweight in bugs per day. That's a lot of bugs.
Here's something that's not politics and not bird photography and also a pretty great guy out doing what he loves:
Note: If you got a discount code at MisCon from me, that code is now good for the entire month of June on all items in my store.
Stonekettle
If you want a better nation, be a better citizen
Joined Sep 2018