Stonekettle
If you want a better nation, be a better citizen
Joined Sep 2018
Stonekettle Pen Sale today
Fountain pens, rose gold bird pens, RAW rollerballs, slim hybrids, and more. Plus, seam rippers and coffee scoops. Plus prints and puzzles and post cards
Sale is live NOW
Saw a number of giant fiberglass cows, a giant fiberglass bison, a giant fish, a giant deer, a giant goose, and various and assorted fiberglass lumberjacks.
People in the northern states sure do love their giant fiberglass statues.
If the highways of your state are lined with giant signs advertising the hotlines for domestic violence, human trafficking, and every form of substance abuse there is...
...maybe spend a lot less time worrying about which restroom people are using and focus on the real problems
If the Ron DeSantis Presidential Campaign clears the tower before exploding, we're going to consider that a wild success.
-- Elon Musk, basically.
If you're at MisCon this weekend, come find me and I'll give you a discount code for 10% off everything in my store.
etsy.com/shop/Stonekettle
I'm here.
Got into Missoula a few hours ago. Checked into the hotel and met the amazing MisCon folks.
Looking forward a great weekend. See you there.
Oops, almost forgot (sorry, lot of irons in the fire lately)
Stonekettle Pen Sale
Including seam rippers and letter openers.
etsy.com/shop/Stonekettle
Might be some new prints and puzzles up too.
Sale is live NOW
Frankly, CNN went to shit the day they got rid of Lynn Russell.
I don't expect anything better from Trump or from the Press.
I, however, expect better from you, Citizen.
New essay up on Stonekettle Station: Caveat Emptor
Baltimore Oriole
Many more images of this gorgeous birds on my Instagram: instagram.com/stonekettle/
No possible way a twice impeached former president under indictment on 43 charges of felony fraud and who was just found liable of sexual assault could be guilty of sedition.
No way.
-- The DOJ, apparently
From now on, every time Trump says: "I wasn't convicted of rape..." he is legally required to add "...because my dick is too small"
And then he has to stick out the end of his little finger and wiggle it back and forth like the Angry Inch in demonstration.
What?
Okay, no. Technically no, not under penalty of law per se.
But if you elect me president, I'll sign the Executive Order making it so on Day One.
Twitter: Name one lie Tucker Carlson told?! One lie! Go ahead!
Just one? Okay. The one Fox News just had to pay $787.5 MILLION DOLLARS for. If I have to name only one, then it's that one.
We good? Thanks for dropping by.
Hell of a day, but I have to unplug now and go pack the car.
On the road back to Michigan tomorrow.
See you in a bit.
Goddammit, now Elon gonna have to buy Fox News.
Frankly, at this point in the Tucker Carlson shitcanned by Fox News story, I'm just here for the Kid Rock video.
Well, I guess this frees Tucker Carlson up to put on a uniform and go fight for Russia in Ukraine.
Can you imagine the sheer backstabbing, butt snorkling, TREACHERY going on at Fox News right now?
A four-way pitched shitfight between Bartiromo, Pirro, Hannity, and Hegseth in the halls over who gets Tucker's slot. I expect open gunfire at a minimum. My god, the oral gratification going on in Murdoch's office alone...
Okay, I'll stop.
Hey, how long until Tucker Carlson joins the Trump Campaign as either Campaign Manager or running mate? Ten minutes? A day?
Rednecks stop drinking Budweiser and two weeks later Tucker Carlson is out at Fox News?
We get ourselves a trans spokesmodel for AR-15s and Truck Nutz, we'll have these MAGA fascists on the ropes in no time!
Stonekettle
If you want a better nation, be a better citizen
Joined Sep 2018