Stonekettle
If you want a better nation, be a better citizen
Joined Sep 2018
Hi! Come on in, the water is nice and warm.
Southern Watersnake. Non-venomous. They eat frogs and such. They don't bother people, though they'll bite you if you pester them.
Sale is live now
You guys wanna a pen sale today?
12 Noon, Central Time (about an hour and a half from now)
Sorry, I'm late. Went for a bike ride.
Did I miss Donald Trump promising to invade the Sudetenland?
This month Florida essentially outlawed abortion, turned teaching history into a crime, made it vastly easier for juries to hand out the death penalty, and it's also now legal for anyone to carry a gun.
We're living in a dick shaped Afghanistan.
Wood duck in the flooded forest along the Paul Henry Trail, near Middleville, Michigan.
This image is now available on my store
Prints in two sizes, and as a 250 piece puzzle and a 500 piece puzzle.
Trump has reportedly been arrested pending his arraignment.
I was wrong.
Yes I was. Am. Whatever the tense is. I told you he'd never be arrested. I never thought I'd see it.
I said if I was wrong, I'd admit and be happy about it. So, as promised: I admit I was wrong and I am happy to BE wrong.
Quite happy to be wrong indeed.
I'd like to be even more wrong and see him arrested in Georgia for election fraud and by the DOJ for insurrection or stealing classified documents next.
The REAL indictment today is of America, where the first person to hold Trump accountable in his entire privileged life is a porn star, someone we as a society largely look down on with contempt, instead the cowards in $5000 suits who purport to be in charge of this country.
It wasn't some "law and order" Senator Patriot with a fancy law degree from Harvard and a truck full of guns standing in front of a forest of American flags.
No.
It took a porn star to stand up to Trump.
If Republicans want to distract from Trump's pending indictment, they could always release their healthcare plan.
Joey "Tacos" Tacopina is the name I'll give Joe Pesci's character if I ever write a script for a New York mob movie.
Ever notice how every one of these "THE PARTIES ARE EXACTLY THE SAME" types only seem to vote Republican?
Stonekettle Pen and Print Sale
New pens, letter openers, more. New prints, puzzles, mouse pads.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/Stonekettle
Sale is LIVE now.
I don't know how Tuesday is going to go, but when the NYPD takes Trump into custody I only hope it involves the phrase "STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!"
But, given history, they'll probably take him for some McDonalds drive up on the way to booking.
I see we've circled back 'round to "Arm the teachers!" again.
It's a bad idea. It's always going to be a bad idea.
https://www.stonekettle.com/2018/03/bang-bang-crazy-part-13-stand-and-teach.html
Idea: a brown checkmark
It's free. But at least 75% of your tweets have to obsequiously kiss Elon Musk's ass.
My current favorite Republican talking point:
"There is no law that prevents someone in jail from running for President!"
They should put that on the bumper stickers.
Today would be a good day to flee in your private jet to a non-extradition country.
Or, you know, try.
Look all the choices in this week's pen sale!
That's right, I got some help and I'm still able to do a big pen and print sale despite being on the road
Fountain pens, Cat pens, Phases of the Moon, Sketch pencils, Seam rippers and more
https://www.etsy.com/shop/Stonekettle
Sale is live now
Bit of a Japanese Heron Art feel to this one.
I posted this yesterday to my other social media feeds and for those asking, this image is now available on my store as a print, puzzle, and a mouse pad.
Stonekettle
If you want a better nation, be a better citizen
Joined Sep 2018