We're landing shit on the moon but still nothing to get rid of my headaches and migraines.

@Alfred Why is everything so hard?

It's getting harder and harder to remember my own passwords and then you got my mom calling me asking me what her passwords are...

Is there a function in outlook that allows you to forward an attachment email all while keeping everyone on the email copied? If you forward, you lose all the people, if you reply to all, you lose the attachment... is there a trick I don't know?

Watch out Taco Tuesday, Typo Tuesday ist on the rise.

What did some of you think of the Half-time show? I'm a fan of Usher, but I didn't feel most of his songs were for that type of event so I wasn't a fan of the show.

Half time show as entertaining as the game which is not at all.

What a terrible fucking game

Canada post > post Malone

The NBA dunk contest is outdated. They've done it all, nothing is surprising anymore. Now show me an NBA dRunk contest with them trying to dunk a ball while completely wasted, that I wanna see.

RIP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTt-jdDEWAw

Most underrated soda?

"Grass fed beef" on this take out menu... what else do they feed beef? Aren't they always eating grass in a field?

*Narrator voice*
" And they were all rejoicing in the fact it was Friday, the last day of the work week, when Microsoft Teams decided to complicate their day... "

I guess that as long as Haley is taking votes away from Trump, we kind of a little bit like her for the purposes of the bigger picture.

I don't really think this is an appropriate silver lining...

And no, this is not a secret account for Sgt Terry Jeffords.

Ok i'm done.

If the spoon was that great, I wouldn't be fingering the goddamn yogurt container at the end.