There is not one frigging utensil that is properly made to properly eat a yogurt.

I could have worded that better but whatever.

How is Rufus Sewell is not up for an award at the Emmys for his role in The Diplomat? They have 8 nominees in male supporting role (drama) and 4 of them are from White Lotus and 4 of them are from Succession. BS.

I can hear what you're thinking, "Why is this fool looking at American weather reports if he's in Canada?" and the answer to that is your media makes every storm sound like the storm of the century so some of us like to see how it tracks northwards from the source.

Following American weather reports is useless when you're Canadian. The maps always make it look like the weather just stops at the border.

Daytime naps should be normalized for everyone. It really isn't fair that you're seen as lazy for taking one unless you're a baby or retired.

So far December, you've given me COVID, a bad cold, and a gastro. You got 3 days left, what else you got for me.

So, who has seen rebel moon? What did you think?

Zack Snyder takes a one hour and thirty minute movie and stretches it to two and a half hours by putting all the action scenes in slow motion

Captain Holt :(

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Sometimes when I feed the Blue Jays, I hold a peanut in my hand and In my head, the Blue Jay flies to my hand, perches itself, and eats the peanut before flying away. Never really happens, but in my head it does.

Being in my 40s did not stop me from buying a Star Wars jacket. It’s winter we’ve lost the sunlight. I’ve joined the dark side.

After 3 days of being sick, a positive COVID test. BLA

"Investigators believe man and wife died in explosion at border"
If they didn't, that's one hell of a magic trick.

I'm Canadian but in honour of American Thanksgiving, I will be not be working as hard as i normally do. Talk about an ally eh ?

A car, an explosion, and a rainbow bridge. Are we sure this isn’t just Mario Kart?

My mother : So I went to the grocery store and there was no parking available but I only needed a few things so I parked in the handicap spot and some guy gave me shit.
Me : Well, he's kind of right you know?
Her : Of course, men always take the side of other men while women do everything and ....................... she's still going.

you're? Fuck i suck.