Hello #cosonightshift

Step 1: buy stocks

Step 2: sell stocks

Step 3: the union profits 😈

(And you thought his take on sex was bad! 🤡 )

We’re calling Jimmy John’s by its full government name from now on: James Johnathan’s

#hotlaborsummer is over for Bill

“Arm set a price of $51 a share as the British chip designer lays the groundwork for the biggest U.S. public offering of the year. 

“At that price, Arm would be valued at $54.5 billion on a fully diluted basis. That is below the $64 billion Arm owner SoftBank Group recently valued the company at when it bought out a stake held by its Vision Fund.“

https://www.wsj.com/finance/stocks/arm-set-to-price-ipo-at-52-a-share-214e3351

"A federal judge on Wednesday temporarily blocked a ban on carrying guns in New Mexico's largest city"

Even David Hogg called it.

You have the right to defend yourself, no matter what evil others perpetrate nor what the government thinks may solve that evil.

Not to mention at a time when government is starting to be concerned with who you are, who your kids are and who you worship, plus willing to pass laws to enforce their vision.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/new-mexico-mayor-calls-legislative-debate-after-gun-ban-2023-09-13/

I think it's interesting that, especially in The States, we have moved into this period where we are more likely to venerate fictional characters in our day-to-day lives than actual folks who lived and made a difference. It seems as though folks are so hellbent on cancelling folks for being "controversial" or what not -- despite being well within accepted norms and values for their times.

It paints a false picture of who people are; people aren't perfect and we should celebrate warts and all.

👀

https://youtu.be/FSwq_AIg-tE

"U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was escorted out of a Sunday night performance of the “Beetlejuice” musical in downtown Denver, accused by venue officials of vaping, singing, recording and “causing a disturbance” during the performance."

"Drew Sexton, the campaign manager for Boebert, told The Post that the congresswoman denied vaping during the show. She did use her cellphone to take a picture of the performance, unaware that photos weren’t allowed."

🤷‍♂️

#pOliTics

https://www.denverpost.com/2023/09/12/lauren-boebert-removed-beetlejuice-musical-denver/

@Alfred why do the sports gods hate New York NFL teams?

Aaaand they brought in a cart for Rodgers who went to the injury tent on the first drive, less than 5 minutes into the game.

#NFL
#football

@Alfred has the Front de libération du Québec killed anyone?

I need a new avatar for my fantasy team. I thought that Homer Simpson once held up one of those "defense" football signs but that seems to have been a fever dream.

Does anyone recall something similar? Otherwise it's going to be something like this. 😔

Meanwhile, on the 🐦, the horseshoe theory is hard at work with actual racism.

#pOliTics

Turns out, posting conspiracy theories about 9/11 on 9/11 is unpopular.