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"NO! This is a song about being happy

That's right! Its the happy happy, joy joy song!

Happy happy, joy joy

Happy happy, joy joy

Happy happy, joy joy

Happy happy, joy joy

Happy happy, joy joy

Happy happy, joy joy

Happy happy, joy joy joy!

I don't think you're happy enough,

That's right! I'll teach you to be happy!"



If your child is missing and she's turned off her phone so you can't use the "locate phone" option, is it wise to also turn off your phone?

Asking for my coworker who used that excuse on me.

Also, if you follow me and are still confused about the symbolism -- no, it's not some sort of rightwing thing. Its for all peoples who do not want to be oppressed by stupid, authoritarian governments.

Like Florida!

Tonight on Fox News because the other stations won't carry it:

"a young elementary school student in Colorado Springs, Colorado being removed from class over having a Gadsden Flag patch on his backpack.

"According to the staffer at the Colorado charter school, the patch was "disruptive to the classroom environment," as she claimed it has "origins with slavery.""

If you're going to enforce this, at least know the history behind it!

foxnews.com/media/12-year-old-

is there a way that I can anonymously purchase a PRO account here without revealing my meat-suit identity?

Storm surge values raised for portions of the big bend region of FL. 10 to 15 feet potential. 11aEDT 29Aug2023

@Alfred generate a painting of a harbor filled with sailboats use evening light and a renaissance style

A spaghetti vacation sounds nice.

Endless bowls of noods, some light, almost marinara sauce, a meat or vegan ball on top if you're into that and then of course some parmesan cheese to round it out.

Best enjoyed overlooking the low in the sky afternoon into evening light of a harbor filled with sailboats and the sounds of people going about their evening.

ABC
Just weeks into the new school year, districts in multiple states are canceling in-person classes for several weeks due to respiratory viruses, including COVID-19.

"We're seeing a lot of illness being reported consistent with COVID and influenza," Scott Lockard, public health director for the Kentucky River District told ABC News. "Lee County had a surge of cases and attendance dropped below the threshold needed to stay open, so they closed."


abcnews.go.com/Health/school-d

NGL, I love this appeal to radical centrism solely on the optimism of him trying to appeal to both those who loved gym class and those who hated it.

Very Student Body Presidential.

kws politics, elections, gop

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Probably should have accounted for hurricanes too in the original. 😳

Mercury in retrograde and a full moon in a fortnight.

Add in the heat and folks gonna be cray. 😬

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@Smersh Here's what I came up with for your prompt: 'generate an image of the second weirdest thing in all of creation'

@Alfred generate an image of the second weirdest thing in all of creation

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God’s own prototypo

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