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RT Jeffrey Lewis @ArmsControlWonk

SCENE: AREA 51
"Ok, who gave Zorg a fucking FitBit?"
"He was bored. He said ever since we moved him from Roswell, all he does is eat and gain weight. I thought he might want to take up running."
"He's an alien. He doesn't have have legs."
"You're being specieist, Sir."

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Breaking: New research finds drinkers live longer only from anticipation.

"There is clear experimental evidence that alcohol prolongs lifespan, even at the lower branches of the tree of life."

Twitter has suddenly taken to dropping "mentions" on me that seem completely unrelated & I can't see the connection. They just won't stop dicking with it.

Like, 14 others "retweeted a photo from Fred Smith." well... mkay.

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Malwarebytes releases buggy update that eats RAM. Update to <= vers 1.0.3803 ~ if you can ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Our client PCs ran non-realtime Malwarebytes additional to corp av for a decade, as it detected stuff that av missed & could (manually) clean crippled PCs that the av couldn't.

I think I'll put the flag back in my header while Trump's in office - not that the neolibs in Canberra are all that inspiring.

Top left in search box, type th3 and press enter, then click the "jester.." acct & it's timeline appears far right col.

@Altraider ~ at your leisure check out the timeline of these two accounts: @ed209, the trollerator, and J's account, the master of ceremonies. He recently split this instance off the Mastodon family after they went all twitter & bisted because he had - drum roll - a firewall.

@Altraider ~ probably already sussed a few things. Like the seppos run out of coffee about now and collapse at their keyboards, and the Aussies & Kiwis start raging about now. And a few Poms, Irish, & Scots are falling out of bed to raise the Brits' end. ๐Ÿ˜€

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