1) Boss: (Points at screen) Do you have the password for this? I forgot it.

Me: Yep, it's ____

B: Oh, no that's the old one. I changed it.

M: Why? Was there a problem?

B: No, I just figured I should.

M: (Starts checking my email, even though I know better) Did you send it to me?

B: No, you weren't here.

M: Ok so where'd you write it down?

B: I didn't. But you've got all of ours saved so you should have it.

M: Ok, but ... you changed it and didn't tell me what you changed it to so ...