"I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half."

Jay Gould, gilded-era railroad tycoon and financier oligarch

If someone requests a presidential pardon, then they have, by default, admitted to committing a federal crime whether charged or not. I wish everyone understood this simple truth.

Thirst traps.

smdh

The gullibility runs rapid on social media.

I don't normally play any lotto games, but had to drop a Hamilton on tonight's $1.5 billion MegaMillions. Since I already have the winning numbers, you don't have to rush out and buy a ticket. I'm saving you the trip. You're welcome. 😉

August: "Hold my beer."

I've got a feeling today's going to be a barn burner. And I'm not talking about the weather.

Strap in. It's gonna be a long night on a wicked roller coaster ride.

Rachel Maddow should be lit tonight like 4th of July.

It's 4:45PM ET. Has a response been filed yet, Judge Chutkan? There's only one move at 5:01PM ET. Take TFG into custody.

A nation is waiting breathlessly.

Central Florida, 8/7/23, 3PM ET.

This is not even normal for #Florida.

I teed off at 7:30AM today. It was an absolute struggle to get through 18 holes of #Golf even though we were done before noon. #CoSoGolf

Anyone know what the Vegas line is on #TFG complying with Judge Chutkan's order to respond by 5PM? I'd give it no better than 50/50 odds.

You might not be a fan of WWE or professional wrestling in general. I’m not either. But trust me on this one, you’ll truly enjoy American Nightmare - Becoming Cody Rhodes if you have Peacock+ streaming.

This popped up in my twitter feed (I'm never gonna call it X).

Judge Chutkan issued specific conditional release orders to TFG. I think we all knew he'd violate them immediately - and he did. The judge needs to follow through and revoke his bond. Today. You can't get any more intimidating than TFG did in his "truth". The man is an unhinged clear and present danger.

I'm tossing this out there for your Friday night consideration. If you are reading this at a bar during happy hour, it could be a conversation starter.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/74-old-female-teacher-faces-161151045.html

Trnmp has been placed under arrest at the DC federal courthouse. Is he in the Marshall's lockup while he awaits arraignment? Because that's where every other single American would be in a similar circumstance.

Happy Appearance Thursday for those who celebrate! 4PM today. So, does he show? Will bond be required for his release? Will he have to give up his passport? What about home confinement and/or travel restrictions?

These are things a normal seditionist would have to consider.

Every now and then I come up with a good one. .

“She’s missing a few screws on the tractor cowling.”

Ok, as you were & carry on.

Trnmp's DC indictment is 45 pages long.

Think about that for a minute.

Y'know what? I don't care if it does enrage Alabama lawmakers and voters. Not one fncking care.

Women's rights are the primary theme going into 2024. If Joe thumbed his nose and swung his dick at Tommy Fncking Tuberville, I'm a happy camper.

Zero fncks to give.