GM! Happy Summer Solstice to those who celebrate!

What if you can not shoulder the weight of inflicting your messiest moments on the ones you love? You want to spare them bearing witness, regardless of the ankle weights you carry, and there is no process of reconciliation that will fix matters? Sometimes, the 9th step doesn't work. We carry on.

Found elsewhere. Truth.

Happy Father's Day to the guy behind the bar at the Edgewater Hotel, Madison, WI.

Gone, but remembered every day, not just today.

"It's a girl, my Lord
In a flat bed Ford,
Slowin' down to take a look at me."

Don Henley was stuck on this verse for days. He said it took Glenn Frey 30 seconds to get it.

#CoSoMusic

18 holes of golf with #TFG, which took around four hours riding in a cart with Trnmp to finish, changed Lindsey Graham forever. 🤔 ⛳

Shamelessly stolen. I am Tony. 🦹

It seems like every single day, the bird goes further downhill. It's almost unusable and unreadable anymore. Bots have literally taken over the place.

Pro tip: if you don't want bots flooding your timeline, you can change who can reply to your tweets (original tweets only, not replies or RT's) to "Only those I follow" by clicking on the three dots in the top right corner of your tweet. You can make that change at any time.

For some reason, I've gone full Bill Hicks / Chris Hitchens / HST / George Carlin tonight. Mama told me there'd be days like these. Must be the meds.

When the muse hits, as it doesn't very often anymore, I ride with it.

I saw a guy today walking into the ⛳️ pro shop with a red MAGA hat. I wanted to slap him with a demo Ping 9 iron that was in a bag near the door. But I didn't. I'd hate to fnck up an expensive Ping club by smacking a solid rock. #CoSoGolf

Preview released! TFG Presidential Library.

No senior GOP official claims - fesses up to - owns up to - reading the TFG indictment (other than maybe Romney).

Good Lord. I read the TFG indictment 30 minutes after it was published. It's 49 pages, with twenty-seven 8 x 10 colored glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph describing each one.

As Jack Smith said (paraphrasing): "READ THE FnCKING THING." This isn't difficult.

My hope is that 36 hours from now, we can all exhale and be thankful that no violence occurred in southeastern Florida, or anywhere else in America, for that matter. Justice will not be served tomorrow. But it will be put on the calendar.

5 million dollars raised for the white trash Ocala, FL woman who shot a black neighbor. Through the shooter's own front door.

People are so fncking stupid. This wasn't "stand your ground". It was a grudge.

If I were King of the World, GoFraudMe would be shut down in an insta-minute. This is exactly why I will not donate a dime, regardless of how worthy the appeal, on gofundme. Not one cent.

Sorry if you have a worthy cause fundraising there. Not a penny, only a block for wasting my time.

Karma.

It really is a thing. She doesn't care what you look like, what you believe, or how much cammo you wear in your Meal Team Six photos.

Karma has a price point. MAGAts don't have a sufficient credit line to cover the ultimate tab.

Let's get this 💩 over with; the sooner the better. My clock is ticking.

Extraterrestrial aliens in Las Vegas? Why, I'm sure I've seen them at one time or another. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

https://www.yahoo.com/news/theyre-100-not-human-las-171604635.html

TFG is now a flight risk. Appropriate measures must be put in place to ensure this doesn't happen. He has the means to get out of West Palm Beach and to fly most anywhere. While DOJ is at it, they need to get an exhumation order for the casket at Bedminster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CI-0E_jses

Does Mark Meadows flipping change the entire game, or complicate it more & drag it out further? America and the world are kind of on the clock here. A random thought: perhaps that's the point.